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Ms. Boyfriend Trainer
Julie over at French Toast sent me this link a while back, and I thought that it accurately/ironically illustrates the Parisian idea of a functional relationship. The link takes you to an online game called The Boyfriend Trainer, in which … Continue reading
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Mr. Louvre Lurker
Every first Sunday of the month, museums all over Paris open their doors, free of charge, to the public. And on one such Sunday at the Louvre, I was checking out the decorative arts section when I noticed that the … Continue reading
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Ms. Fading Failure
Oh boy. “The Fade.” The infamous Fade has been a staple of human dating rituals since… gosh, it doesn’t really matter. You know what I’m talking about. Boy meets girl. Boy goes on date(s) with girl. Boy realizes that he … Continue reading
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Mssrs. Gym Casanova
While I was tidying the other day, I found my old workout notebook, in which I also scrawled some of the more memorable lines that men have fed me at the gym. My long-time readers may remember that I spend … Continue reading
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Mssrs. Greatest Hits
This post is dedicated entirely to the assclownery, tooldouchery, and general rudeness that men have thrown at me over the past few years of my expatriate adventure. It’s unclear whether they wanted to get into my pants, offend me, or … Continue reading
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Mr. Hostility
Every once in a while, some ballsy guy who comes across my blog will work up the nerve to ask me, whom some have called the Man-chopper, to go out with him. At first, my policy could be summed up … Continue reading
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Mr. Craigslist
Every once in while, a suitor arrives from the most random places. Today’s idiot du jour first came to my attention when I received a random text out of the blue from an unfamiliar number. To be perfectly frank, when … Continue reading
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Mr. Crazy
I went on a date with Mr. Crazy a couple of weeks ago, and it did not go well. He actually contributed some of the lines from my post about Mr. Asian Fetish. He also tried to follow me home … Continue reading
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