Tag Archives: online dating
Mr. Comment Courtship
Around this time last year, one of my readers took it upon himself to ask me out… in the comments section of my blog posts. Since this strange courtship (fueled by other players like Wandering Menace and Zia Zitella) was … Continue reading
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Ms. Unsatisfied Customer
So it’s been slow on the online dating front for the past couple of weeks. Why, you ask? The answer is simple. The man-products been consistently of inferior quality. Here are the kind of man-products that I’ve been turning down … Continue reading
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Mr. Incompetent
This is basically a real-life tutorial for how NOT to ask a girl out. Seriously, guys, don’t ever do this. If you do, this Man-shopper will don her Dating Crusader cape and pink lycra bodysuit, come find you, and bitch-slap … Continue reading
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