Tag Archives: sexcabulary
Ms. Sex Toy Afficionado
The other day I received a lovely big red envelope in my letterbox. There was a picture of chocolates on it. As I was, at the time, at the mercy of certain PMS hormones, I was looking forward to browsing … Continue reading
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Ms. Lingerie Goddess
Some of you may recall my thoughts about the Parisian lingerie scene, and you may remember that I observed that Parisian women seem to universally embrace the matching set on a daily basis. I was skeptical. I didn’t want to … Continue reading
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Ms. Perv-Magnet
I’ve come to the realization that I am a lucky, lucky lady. It’s been over four months since I signed up on the adopteunmec dating website, and I have not once experienced any the following undesirable situations, all of which … Continue reading
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Mr. Too Much Information
There are a number of conversation topics that are absolutely forbidden on first dates. And some of these topics are still forbidden on the second, third, tenth and twentieth dates. Mr. TMI basically decided that he couldn’t wait to dump … Continue reading
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