This is basically a real-life tutorial for how NOT to ask a girl out. Seriously, guys, don’t ever do this. If you do, this Man-shopper will don her Dating Crusader cape and pink lycra bodysuit, come find you, and bitch-slap you until you get it right.
Mr. Incompetent: “So we should grab a drink sometime.”
Me: “Sure, that sounds good.”
Mr. Incompetent: “We can go any time you want.”
Me: “Uhhh, next week maybe?”
<a long pause as I wait for him to start putting in some real effort…>
Me: “Ummm ok, how about Wednesday?”
Mr. Incompetent: “OK.”
<another long pause while I contemplate how to achieve world peace…>
Me: “OK. Well. I finish work at seven, so I leave it up to you to choose time and place.”
Mr. Incompetent: “No problem, pretty girl.”
Mr. Incompetent: “So where would you like to go?”
What a twit.
There was only positive thing that came out of this train-wreck of a conversation. While he was scrambling around looking for his balls, I managed to work out all the world’s problems in my head.
Go ahead. Ask me anything.