Mr. Incompetent

This is basically a real-life tutorial for how NOT to ask a girl out.  Seriously, guys, don’t ever do this.  If you do, this Man-shopper will don her Dating Crusader cape and pink lycra bodysuit, come find you, and bitch-slap you until you get it right.

Mr. Incompetent:  “So we should grab a drink sometime.”

Me:  “Sure, that sounds good.”

Mr. Incompetent:  “We can go any time you want.”

Me:  “Uhhh, next week maybe?”

Mr. Incompetent:  “Yeah, sure.”

<a long pause as I wait for him to start putting in some real effort…>

Me:  “Ummm ok, how about Wednesday?”

Mr. Incompetent:  “OK.”

<another long pause while I contemplate how to achieve world peace…>

Me:  “OK.  Well.  I finish work at seven, so I leave it up to you to choose time and place.”

Mr. Incompetent:  “No problem, pretty girl.”


Mr. Incompetent:  “So where would you like to go?”

What a twit.

There was only positive thing that came out of this train-wreck of a conversation. While he was scrambling around looking for his balls, I managed to work out all the world’s problems in my head.

Go ahead.  Ask me anything.



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2 responses to “Mr. Incompetent

  1. Pei

    So… did you guys end up actually making a date?! Are you really going to meet this guy?!

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